May 29, 2011


French antique embroidery patterns vs. Bikini Kill.

French antique embroidery patterns vs. Bikini Kill.

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June 1, 2011


A little keyboard-themed sampler.

A little keyboard-themed sampler.

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June 2, 2011


Inspired by LaFayette’s “AIDS burger” rant in True Blood. (Granted, that’s a chicken and not a burger, but I was worried a burger sewn that small wouldn’t have looked much like a burger.)If you have no idea what I’m talking about…then…watch it.

Inspired by LaFayette’s “AIDS burger” rant in True Blood.
(Granted, that’s a chicken and not a burger, but I was worried a burger sewn that small wouldn’t have looked much like a burger.)

If you have no idea what I’m talking about…then…watch it.

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June 3, 2011


A little calavera, with a tiny moustache. I did these in a few other colours for The Black Market next week.

A little calavera, with a tiny moustache. I did these in a few other colours for The Black Market next week.

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June 4, 2011


My friend Marion and I taught some stitching to women at the Belfast Feminist Network’s ‘Herstory’ event last month, and this is what I was working on.
The composition is a little askew, but I did it on the fly.

My friend Marion and I taught some stitching to women at the Belfast Feminist Network’s ‘Herstory’ event last month, and this is what I was working on.

The composition is a little askew, but I did it on the fly.

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June 6, 2011


It’s tiny. It’s stupid. I did it anyway.

It’s tiny. It’s stupid. I did it anyway.

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June 7, 2011


Quick and dirty.
(I’m dedicating this one to Beardy Dave, because he is one of those rare creatures more misanthropic than I.)

Quick and dirty.

(I’m dedicating this one to Beardy Dave, because he is one of those rare creatures more misanthropic than I.)

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June 8, 2011


A work in progress.

A work in progress.

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June 10, 2011


Something lurid and pink.

Something lurid and pink.

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June 11, 2011


I don’t normally make things that are so blatantly cutesy and gross, but I stitched this in a fit of optimism while making arrangements to adopt a second rabbit.
As it happens, we finally brought Lola home today; she is a grey Rex Standard (with a white belly) and she is gorgeous. Our first rabbit, Jeff, is lying in his bed in what I suspect may be a sulk.

I don’t normally make things that are so blatantly cutesy and gross, but I stitched this in a fit of optimism while making arrangements to adopt a second rabbit.

As it happens, we finally brought Lola home today; she is a grey Rex Standard (with a white belly) and she is gorgeous. Our first rabbit, Jeff, is lying in his bed in what I suspect may be a sulk.

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I realise that this is something of a dead horse, but I liked how it turned out.
This is one of the pieces I managed to sell at the last Black Market in March. The next one is tomorrow, which is why I’m being really well-behaved and blogging when I could be drinking.(And I totally ironed the kinks out before I sold it. Swear to fuck.)

I realise that this is something of a dead horse, but I liked how it turned out.


This is one of the pieces I managed to sell at the last Black Market in March. The next one is tomorrow, which is why I’m being really well-behaved and blogging when I could be drinking.

(And I totally ironed the kinks out before I sold it. Swear to fuck.)

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June 15, 2011


The lady who purchased this from me asked if I could swap it into a plainer frame.
She was lovely, and bought it anyway…but…are you shitting me? I love these tacky frames!

The lady who purchased this from me asked if I could swap it into a plainer frame.

She was lovely, and bought it anyway…but…are you shitting me? I love these tacky frames!

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June 16, 2011


Another miniature.

Another miniature.

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June 18, 2011


Nick Cave. Yes please.

Nick Cave. Yes please.

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June 20, 2011


This was the first single I ever bought.
I vaguely remember dancing to this song with the handsome Carrie Davenport a few weeks ago and thinking I had to sew it. I seem to get all my best sewing ideas when I’m hammered.

This was the first single I ever bought.

I vaguely remember dancing to this song with the handsome Carrie Davenport a few weeks ago and thinking I had to sew it. I seem to get all my best sewing ideas when I’m hammered.

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